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Do you have a question about plant reproduction?
#puns
#biology
#why
Because I probably have an anther for you.
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
(via ponywithafez)
| Tumblr: | Here, have some kittens... |
| Tumblr: | Delicious food? There. |
| Tumblr: | I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art... |
| Parents/Roommate: | *walks into the room* |
| Tumblr: | PORN? |
| Tumblr: | YOU SAID PORN? |
| Tumblr: | DID I HEAR DICKS? |
| Tumblr: | WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX? |
| Computer: | HERE LET ME FREEZE |
| Computer: | NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS |
that moment when you havent eaten a single vegetable all day and you feel like shit
i had oatmeal for breakfast, and nuts and cheerios-without milk-for lunch.
| Class is too quiet | |
| Stomach: | Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people. |
Sorry, guys, I do not care how talented One Direction is. Nobody, but NOOOOOBODY has the privilege to rip off the Beatles for a photo shoot like that.
^THAT RIGHT THERE THANK YOU!!!!!
(Source: iliketrainsandbowie, via sp00nerisms-butt)
