Namibians wearing Vellies (Shoes)
“Velskoen, pronounced “fell-skoon” and known colloquially as “vellies,” are the ancestor of the modern-day desert boot. Vellies were first made in the 1600s, inspired by the footwear of the Khoikhoi tribe and crafted using raw materials. Later, our vellies were adapted by British travellers, packaged and renamed to be what we now know as desert boots.
(Brother Vellies) are made in the coastal town of Swakopmund, Namibia. There, a small group of eight Damara gentlemen assemble every shoe by hand, turning out just 20 pairs an afternoon.
…Vellies are made of vegetable-dyed Kudu leather. The Namibian government mandates the culling of these large native antelope to control their population. Kudu skin yields amazingly durable leather and suede that ages exceptionally well. Because these hides are taken from wild animals they often show scars or other “imperfections” that domesticated hides do not.” Brothervellies
(via sister-bell)
why was colin baker afraid of sylvester mccoy
because sylvester mccoy paul mcgann christopher eccleston
This joke is kindly brought to you by
i finally get this joke now
SCREAMING
(via msdorkusmalorkus)

“Hang the eucalyptus upside down by tying it to your shower head with twine. When you run your shower, the steam will rise up towards the eucalyptus, filling your bathroom with the most refreshing, relaxing scent. Plus, the added greens are lovely on the eyes. You’ll definitely feel a little closer to nature.”
(Source: softmints, via sarahfrancesyoung)
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
I thought that said Nani Padalecki and I was very confused
(via sarahfrancesyoung)
When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
(via msdorkusmalorkus)
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
(Source: neptea, via msdorkusmalorkus)