the-winchester-sam: tarotdactylskittles: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: chef-who: shippersona: why was colin baker afraid of sylvester mccoy because sylvester mccoy paul mcgann christopher eccleston This joke is kindly brought to you by i finally get this joke now SCREAMING
a-creepy-wholockian: fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being I thought that said Nani Padalecki and I was very confused
17freddycrab: When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city To see a marching band
duskyducks: avatar-addiction: keasttheleast: when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing i worry about the people on here sometimes
person: why are all women-
person: women should just-
person: but all women-
person: real women-
brown femme, moon priestess: petitsirena: things... →
petitsirena: things that determine your sexual orientation who you’re attracted to things that do not determine your sexual orientation who you’ve fucked who you haven’t fucked what kind of sex you enjoy how you dress the porn you watch what you look like what the day of the week…
Never say these things to someone dealing with...
Anxiety: Just calm down, everything will be fine. There is nothing to be worried about. Stop freaking out all the time.
Depression: Stop being sad all the time. People out there have it worse off than you. Cheer up nothing is wrong.
Sexual Orientation: It's just a phase. How can you know you are____ unless you had sexual experience.
Bipolar: It's just mood swings, everyone has them.
Self harm: Stop seeking attention. Stop trying to kill yourself.
Eating disorders: Just eat. Stop being so picky.
Abuse: Report who hurt you.
Suicide: Stop being so cowardly.
Sexual assault: You shouldn't have dressed like that. We were drunk, but you still said yes. You never outright said no.
Multiple Personality Disorder: You are making it up. There is no such thing. They are just your imaginary friends.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: It happened in the past, stop obsessing over it. Get over it.
Please never say any of these things to someone who deals with these isues. If you hear someone say something like this to you or someone else, please say something.
My old high school's newspaper is getting shut...
They are a great group of kids, and supposedly due to a critical article about their principle and his decision to fire the athletic director, the program is getting shut down. The admin says it is because not enough kids have enrolled for the journalism class, yet there are enough kids *AND* the admin isn’t allowing more to join even if they are interested. Please spread this around, and...
kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
Don’t lose yourself just because you found somebody.– Anonymous. (via wankors)
turklet: when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation
considerablybigben: *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
vintage-tumblah: have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
Adulting: Step 298: Do not look at your phone... →
adulting: Cardiac surgeons who are on-call, you may ignore this step. Everyone else: When you interrupt a conversation by pulling out and typing on your phone, this is the implication: “Whatever this Facebook friend/Tumblr person/Twotter follower [typo but it feels accurate and therefore stays] has to say…
vardaesque: vardaesque: MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
Even when I’m dead, I’ll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil,...– Jeffrey McDaniel (via seabois)
losinglogic: so apparently adam west plays adam west and adam west and adam west
westbor0baptistchurch: Seeing people having fun without u.
Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
Glee: Gay, gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay
Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO